Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:
Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.

Doctor:
I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man:
No, Doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor:
But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor... I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man:
I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor:
I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man:
I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor:
OK. Tell me.
Man:

I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse

I go to work running like a deer

I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses

I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: are you
FROM GULF?
Man: Yes

Doctor:
Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are FROM GULF..  Come man, no one
can treat you better than me.