"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any

way,

so why not today? Please,,,

OK, but listen carefully."

Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber café. In the

restrooms of that cyber café, dad connected to mom.

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory

stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we

used no firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or

delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus.